“The Blade Itself” by Joe Abercrombie

"The Blade Itself" by Joe Abercrombie

There’s lots to like about Joe Abercrombie’s The Blade Itself. Pithy, witty prose for one. The characters are superbly drawn – smart new takes on the traditional high fantasy archetypes. I loved Logen’s contemplative barbarian, world-weary and rather depressed by the fact he keeps winning all these down-and-dirty battles. Inquisitor Glokta is a joy, with his constant and bitter internal monologue that manages to generate sympathy even while he’s pulling out the teeth of an unfortunate prisoner.

Even so, I don’t think I’ll be picking up the sequel.

Honest, Joe, it’s not you. It’s me. I’ve just never been a fan of high fantasy. Maybe I still think of it as “sword and sorcery” – a term that still sends shivers up my spine. For all its qualities, The Blade Itself is at heart a tale of barbarians and battles in a faux-medieval setting. Instead of orcs we have Flatheads and the wizards are called Magi, but it’s all the familiar post-Tolkien ingredients mashed together, albeit with charm and wit and pace.

I picked this book up in the hope of being converted. Sadly, despite Joe Abercrombie’s skill as a chef, I have to confess this is a diet that just doesn’t suit me. Much of the problem, I think, boils down to my need to know one critical thing: where the hell is this fantasy world anyway? Tolkien dealt with this question by creating a mythology that could so easily be our own. Middle-Earth is a world that has passed away, symbolised by the elves passing into the West. To paraphrase John Crowley: “The world was not always as it is now.”

For me, too much high fantasy relies on the creation of arbitrary worlds. And I believe that’s a cop-out. It’s one thing to build yourself a wildly imaginative adventure playground for your characters to romp around in, quite another to make that world connect with – and be relevant to – the world we live in ourselves. It’s a hard job. The hardest of all, I think.

What do you think?